It's like saying
hot dogs
actually contain dog meat.
I can take drinking fake booze.
I can take Liu Xiang's fake fall,
but I'm not on the national badminton team.
So why fake it with me?
Why is everything here so fake? Why?!
Why? Why play this fake shit on me?
Tits don't have to be real.
Don't let yourself get thrown so easily.
Besides, if you've never held fake ones,
how would you know how great the real ones feel?
I'm never fucking coming back here!
You really not coming back?
Arrrh
Sir, your health is bad, particularly your kidneys.
That's why we're out, to release some toxins!
Look at your friend.
So healthy, he doesn't fuss at all.
I... I told you. I'm not going back!
We also provide after-hours services.
In your current state, you have to take something special.
Trust me. Come back up one more time.
This is the first time Jing ever looked straight at me.
I could really feel the amount of concern
he had for me in his eyes.
I'll only go for a look. Only a look. No messing around!
Tomorrow night. Seven o'clock!
What I really wanted, wasn't girls up on the mainland.
It was...
Frankie, help me back up my phone.
Hello?
Sorry, baby.
All my friends
said that
I know what the problem is.
I'll change. Don't be mad at me.
Zeta's words moved me.
Actually, Hong Kong girls can be reasonable.
Is this for me?
Kind of.
Do you like it?
Of course.
Shall I put it on for you?
I'd better go shower first.
You'll go shower first?
Somebody already showered while waiting for you.
Buddha said: Unless you forgive and pardon all living things,
it is you who will suffer the most.
I fully agree!
Over the past two months, not only
had I gone through so much, but
I've put my "little friend" through worse.
Really making love can't be replaced by one-night stands.
So when Zeta put her best foot forward
and showed me her new sexy lingerie,
I had nothing to say and forgave her immediately.
Everything was fine, so why turn out the lights?
Well, somebody's a little shy.
Give me a little time to change, okay?
Okay.
I've got good news.
Today is my lunar birthday.
Huh?
I want to celebrate it with you.
I'll let you kiss me here...
for ten seconds!
Aren't you thrilled?
Thrilled?!
I really don't understand why you resist so much
and never let me kiss you there.
After we made out the first time, I Googled your sickness
and found no such thing as an allergy to saliva!
It's because... I'm ticklish.
There's a first time for everything. You'll get used to it.
Nipple kissing isn't exactly a requisite when making love.
Neither is how long one kisses, or other such things.
What matters is mutual acceptance and tolerance.
So, out of Love, I resolved to tolerate Zeta
and give her a chance to change.
Okay.
Don't be like that. I disinfected to make you feel safer.
What the?! Bitter? Ah, whatever...
10...9...8...7...
3...2..1...!
Wait...
Let me wipe again.
You think I'm a whore?
People keep making the same mistakes,
never learning from them.
Besides Zeta, there's also my Dad.
Dad.
Have you finished with my phone yet?
I'm tired. I'll do it tomorrow.
I have to go back to the mountains in the morning for charity work.
Hurry up and do it,
or else I'll be in trouble when your mom gets back.
Come on, just do it!
I finally understood why dad always had me
backup his phone before mom got home.
No one would have guessed that my Dad was the
very same "Hypocritic" that James so revered.
He certainly picked the right name.
Truly every bit, 100% a hypocrite.
That Shiu family and their perverted movies,
even doing them in 3D. Totally indecent!
Worse, they even promoted the film at the
Lunar New Year Fair last year,
along with other obscene articles.
It's too bad I have to leave tomorrow,
or else I'd file a complaint with the Obscene Articles Bureau.
So dirty and perverted!
There has been a water shortage in those areas lately,
All opposed?
Daddy, if you would please put this in the minutes.
I have to go back to the mountains in the morning for charity work.
Come on, just do it!
Honey, have you been busy at the school lately?
Of course. Miss Lee is on leave.
Here's your "obscene articles!"
Frankie! What's wrong, Frankie?
Didn't you say 36 had a big rack? Not even!
Me? Dammit, the 36 I had last time
Actually had a set of 36s!
I'm heading back to get some more of her.
The hell? The chicks weren't hot?
There weren't? Impossible!
But that's the Golden Light Sauna.
What? The Golden Lion?
You fucking think they're all the same?
How many johns
take the train up every day?
I don't know.
I just know I'm fast turning into one of them.
I no longer have the right to judge them.
You can count my sexual experiences
on just three fingers.
But that number will become four
in just a few hours.
And if you count two places past the decimal,
my hit rate sounds better, at 33.33%!
If I was an A-share stock in Shenzhen,
They'd have to halt my trades!
We're here.
Any blood tofu?
Just sold out.
Hey, dickhead!
I told you,
don't waste time picking up bitches!
Straight up get yourself a hooker and call it a day.
You've made us all late.
So what now?
Now we wait for the van.
Let's get some food first. I'm fucking starving!
I almost forget to mention,
James is no longer working with me.
He now takes care of his family-run factory
on the Mainland.
I remember that one time we went to Macau for a business meeting.
After arrival, Susan had me fix a report ASAP,
while James went out to take care of some big clients.
He was back before midnight, already drunk off his ass.
They've got hookers over here.
You know what's the most important thing to do in Macau?
Hello, Susan.
Nothing, I was busy.
Sure. You'll have it right away okay?
Real quick, another 5 to 'IO minutes.
Yes... Okay... Bye!
In Macau, you must get a hooker.
Otherwise, you'll be damned sorry.
And remember, no tipping, got it?
You got it?
Eh? There's already one ringing? Nice!
WOW!
Wow, what?
Where is Frankie?
He said he'd bring the document right over.
Sorry miss. You're not quite right for me.
Go back and tell your manager I want an exchange!
What the fuck, man.
Now they got hookers looking like Susan!
- What're you talking about? - A Susan hooker?!
- You think I'm a prostitute? - How can you fuck that?
How dare you, James?
Damn you, get the fuck up!
You're fired!
After that night
I had one less colleague,
James had one less boot to lick,
and Susan finally learned the learned
that, "in wine there is truth."
WASHINGTON SAUNA
I'd seen this kind of look before.
In a documentary about the Battle of Midway.
The tired but victorious American troops returning to base
gave this kind of look to the men
heading out to relieve them,
passing on a sense of hope and responsibility.
It's starting to rain. Hurry the hell up!
Okay, thanks.
Oh, great. It's fucking late now.
So if we're late they run out of chicks?
No, you don't fucking have to worry.
I just called Jackie the manager
to hold some back for us.
Otherwise, we'd be picking from the rubbish pile.
Oh, right, what did you tell Zeta
that let you sneak out?
Zeta isn't like she was before.
And after crossing the border,
I'm like a new man myself.
Huh? What the hell are you babbling about?
Forget it.
First, let me give you a word of warning.
If you see someone picking out
a totally hideous broad,
don't you dare laugh.
You know, "Beauty is in the eyeof the beholder"
I've seen it happen a lot.
Oh.
Good evening, gentlemen.
Gentlemen, how may I address you?
- Mr. James. - Mr. James.
- Wong. - Mr. Wong.
- Mr. Frankie. - Frankie.
Have any of our managers helped you before?
No, but I'd called and spoke to a Jackie.
Jackie? Well that's me.
So you're the gentleman who called earlier.
You're Jackie?
But your name tag says "Toman"
Well, it's kind of complicated.
"To Man Chet" is of course the real name of the actor Chapman To.
And since my name sounds so similar,
people called me Chapman, then Chap,
then Jack and finally Jackie.
So you can call me Jackie, as well!
Who the fuck cares?! Let's get this on!
You three gents have arrived just in time
for our nightly "Flower Show"
What do you mean "Flower Show"
We have all available girls
gather around in the lobby
for you all to look over and pick.
This way.
Hurry, over here.
WOW!
What are you wow-ing?
Just fucking felt like it. So what?
These are definitely the best of the bunch.
Gents,
if you see one you like, just let me know.
Dammit!
You trying to steal my clients again?
Where did you hear that from?
I saw it with my own two eyes!
Jackie Chan?
It's Jackie Chin.
That's right.
Who cares? It doesn't fucking matter!
I won't go into it with you all today.
But the fact is that these three
had just spoken to me on the phone
and asked to arrange a shuttle for them.
Which of you gentlemen is James?
You see?
You don't even know which one is Mr. James.
Anyone who answers to such a common name is now your client? Bullshit!
Mr. James, you tell her.
Tell her you called me and not her.
Whom did you call earlier?
What? Well, I don't know...
You can't tell the difference between a man's voice and a woman's?
What?
I was more worried about reserving chicks for you two idiots,
What do I care who I was talking to?
You two work out your own problems
and stop getting in our way.
Hear that? Quit bothering my clients!
Is that so! You steal my clients and try to turn this around on me!
Have you lost your mind?!
- What?! - What
Quit it, both of you! Go get your manager!
I am the manager!
There are three of us. You each help one of us.
The third will get a girl from each of you.
You'll both have business, okay?
Great idea, I don't mind being the third one.
I don't mind. The customer is always right.
You're just sucking up now, eh?
Think you can scare me?
I should be taking all of this.
But now you want me to split it? You want to take half from me?
Dream on!
Say what you want, but don't poke me!
- What?! - What?!
You don't think it's fair.
You say the customer is always right.
He always is.
How about
we pick based on
whoever gives the best pitch?
- Sure! - Bring it on!
- Come... - Stand straight..
Girls, meet the gentlemen.
Gentlemen, we welcome you here on your
first visit to Washington Sauna.
My girls are renowned for their supple, creamy breasts.
A pleasure to play with.
Take a look at No. 36, whose chest is at least a 36!
Her excellent service has won her many frequent customers.
Come, jump a couple of times and show them.
Gentlemen, "excellent service"is easy enough to say,
but check out No. 11.
She goes by "Boundless"
and is known for unreal blowjobs!
Not only is she pretty,
but there are so many things you can do with her!
Aren't these tits something?
Sure, talk is cheap. But where's the proof?
You gents should have a feel for yourselves first!
- Go ahead. Go grab whatever you like. - That's really not necessary.
But aren't them firm?
Sir, look. Pink nipples!
I told you not to go tanning so much!
Get lost!
See, these ones are really pink.
Come on and have a feel!
Just grab them!
What's the big deal? Mine are pink, too!
Wait,
I meant my girls'!
If feeling them up isn't good enough,
suck on them! Come on and have a suck!
No, over here.
You just said hers were bouncy.
Here! These are pinker!
Suck on these, go on...
Jackie, your clients are here for you.
- Got it! - They're here for me!
So how'd they feel?
Hard...
What "hard"?
Hard to tell.
Fuck! What a wasted chance! Should've let me do it!
Don't get me wrong. "Hard to tell" wasn't meant to be clever.
I was just too embarrassed to tell
any difference or even enjoy the fun.
This place isn't just a metaphorical meat market.
These girls are marketed, picked and tested
like any ordinary produce.
People here, whether guests, girls, or hosts,
lose all dignity as soon as they walk in.
Hey Jackie, remember to put me down for 106.
If you see someone picking out
a totally hideous broad,
don't you dare laugh.
You know, "Beauty is in the eyeof the beholder"
I've seen it happen a lot.
Ugly trim is still trim. Still better than doing it yourself.
To each his own. Leave him be.
No. 211, stand up.
You marked me for No. 106,
but if I see a better one, can I switch?
No problem. Change until you're satisfied.
But look, your two friends
still haven't picked any.
And if you come back after eating
the "Flower Show" will already be over.
Didn't expect to see such an elegant
and pure beauty here.
Look at her,
she probably even eats healthy.
Shit. If she ate healthy,
you think she'd stick yours in her mouth? Dumbass.
Jackie, please put me down for No. 211.
Very good. Thank you.
Jing, you pick one?
Then let's go eat first
and pick again later.
This way please.
Know what you want?
If not, let's get some beers first.
Do you think they have Hoegaarden?
You're an idiot!
Waiter, give me two bottles of beer
with three glasses.
- Hey, what are you doing up here? - Just bringing up a buddy to get broken in.
Virgin?
Yeah, over there.
He sure does look it.
Check out who I brought with me!
Frankie...
and you said you weren't one of us.
What a crock of shit!
I said it before. All cats eat fish.
And you have no idea how good
roast goose tastes until you've had it!
Alright, he knows now.
Stop teasing him. Have one with me.
Nah, I've already had a lot.
Oh yeah, how about we meet up here and do a little performance review
over breakfast tomorrow?
Cool, no problem here. Ask him.
Okay.
Okay then, I won't get in the way of your "roast goose"
See you tomorrow.
What? Why are you looking at me like that?
What's so weird about running into other guys here?
If you ran into chicks, that would be trouble.
So you know what you want to eat, yet?
Didn't the waiter put out a final callfor roast goose?
Roast goose? Wasn't it the chicken pot?
You ready or not?
No.
Drink up, come on...
The beer in front of me is amber enough,
but it's so cloudy.
It's as unclear as the things in my life
that I actually have control over.
Right now, I feel so lost.
What the hell should I have?
Chicken pot, or braised mud carp?
Where're you going? You haven't ordered a damned thing
Egg and ham noodles are fine.
The toilet isn't over there.
Oh, uh, really?
Love unrestrained, and joy abounds.
Music reminds, of lovers since gone...
I just need to piss, what's with the poetry?
And what are you doing out here, anyway?
Second thoughts are inevitable
when one is making up one's mind.
But I believe I made the right decision.
Decision? What decision?
Did you finally pick a girl?
Actually, I already saw my Juliet back there.
No. 211?
Jackie, please put me down for No. 211.
Jing, you pick one?
Why didn't you mark her down back then?
Because you are in greater need.
Though two months younger than I,
Jing has always conceded everything to me.
Yet over the years, I have never given him a single thing.
So this time I have decided that I will yield this girl to him.
211 is all yours.
I know what you are thinking. But if you go back now,
you will never forget the person you want to forget.
Indeed. How could I have come all this way,
a three hour journey, picked out a girl,
only to turn around and leave without doing a thing?
There is a deep truth to Jing's words.
It is no small miracle
for a friend to know me so well.
So I decided that tonight
I'd take No. 211 and go all out.
Hang on. A man should keep his word.
What the hell? Did he just read my mind?
It's late now. The "Flower Show" is over.
There are fewer girls now.
What?
Don't worry, I'll send them in in groups
for your selection.
I promise you'll find one you want.
Otherwise, just switch for another.
First come in, and I'll go arrange it.
Good evening, sir.
I am 128, from...
lam 708, from...
lam 303, from...
lam...
What the hell are they saying? I didn't understand a word of it.
Who fucking cares? Just pick one!
Any you like?
Hurry up already and fucking pick anyone!
No.
Leave.
Really? Not a one?
There aren't many left out there.
This next round is probably your last chance.
After this round,
if you still cannot decide,
there's nothing I can do.
Go. Set them up.
It's surprising that Jackie saying
this was my "last chance"
made me GVGH ITIOFG HGFVOUS.
If Jing hadn't held me back just a few minutes ago,
I would already have been long gone.
Why is picking a girl
making me so uneasy?
Is it that I'm the same as my father
and have the DNA for being a john?
Good evening, sir.
I'm sorry. Wrong room...
- Go, leave. - Congrats, you've finally grown up.
Gentlemen, I'll get your rooms set up.
Make it quick.
Remember, breakfast tomorrow, dickhead!
Come, let me take off your jacket.
Er, thanks.
You Hong Kong guys are so polite.
Wow, this chair is so cool! It's like a Transformer!
This is a "uDivine", I can serve you
on it later if you'd like.
A uDivine? Andy Lau wasn't kidding.
I feel like a god in this.
For whatever "my body's specific need"
there is a "Human 3D massage" program.
Might be a security check. Let me go see.
Security check? Don't you mean a raid? No fucking way!
Those words made my legs wobblier than
if I'd fucked non-stop for a week!
Hello, mum,
I've been a bad son and got caught with a hooker!
I won't be home for dinner for the next 15 days,
don't worry about me...
I need to hang up now, morn...
Why does shit keep happening to me?
Nevermind the tail, my pants are still on
and I'm gonna be locked up for 15 days?!
Boss, I've been arrested for soliciting a prostitute.
I'll have to take a two week leave...
Whatever, just remember to take clients' calls
and reply to their emails.
Oh, okay...
Hey, buddy, let me borrow your phone.
Iran out ofjuice in the middle of a call.
It's you. Didn't you go to the Golden Lion Sauna?
What fucking Golden Lion Sauna?
It's Golden Light,
You think they're all the same? Fucker...
Thanks so fucking much.
Wasn't it supposed to be untouchable?
Dammit, that's what I thought, too.
Give me your phone.
No calls inside the cell.
Takeit
Ain't mine anyway. Fucker.
A customer got drunk, it was nothing.
I was just kidding, don't worry.
Just kidding? What the fuck!
Look at you, your face is covered in sweat.
This is not fucking funny at all!
Were you scared?
No, I was just worried about all the exercise.
I should stretch first...
Let's lie on the bed.
The gap between us can't be more than
15 centimeters.
I couldn't look her in the eye.
She puts her hand on my chest
and though it doesn't move,
my face is all flush and my heart pounds.
To break the silence,
I decided to summon up all my will and say...
What' your name?
My name is Celia.
Is that short for Cecilia like in the song
"Celia, you're breaking my heart"
It's just Celia.
Oh.
I think you're special.
Special? What kind of special?
Like, especially ugly?
Not ugly,
just special.
Let me give you a blowjob first!
What she said totally threw me off!
We met barely 'IO minutes ago,
hardly exchanged a word, and she's offering me that!
Damn, it's amazing enough to hear it from a beautiful girl,
what else could possibly be in store?
But let's wash up before I blow you, okay?
You fill this out while I go get ready.
I know every word on this form,
but none of it makes any sense.
Star Wars, Little Bee, 10-Finger Piano,
Round the World, Flying Trapeze?
Dragon Drill and Pop-Rock Pearls?
Though I'm staring at it, completely lost,
I don't want to give her the impression that
I'm the sort of guy who lacks confidence and
can't make any decisions.
So I figure... I'll tick them all!
You can come in now.
Okay.
It's big.
What's big?
It's just big.
I know "big" is a relative adjective,
so I am not sure if she means
I'm bigger than most customers,
or just bigger than a toothpick.
Let's start with waterbed service.
First comes "Dragon on Earth".
Next is "Star Wars".
Turn over.
Then the "10-Finger Piano" and "Round the World".
I'd never messed
with vibrators before.
This will be my first time. It ought to be worth remembering.
This must be the "Earth-Shaker".
"Raising the Moon", then?
It's called "Up-Root"!
Just relax.
I had never thought my rear would be tamed like this.
But to be honest,
I kind of like it!
Next, the "Dragon Drill".
Oh, I almost forgot to ask...
do you want Pop-Rocks?
What?
You take bubble tea pearls and stick them inside.
I've heard guys say that it's really nice. Want to try?
What? No!
Don't worry, it'll be fine!
I'll be fine without.
I'm surprised you're not offering to stick real pearls in while you're at it
My ass had its first intruder not two minutes ago.
Since she's pretty, I can tolerate
such a limited inspection,
but that does not mean
dumping random trash in there is cool!
It's not that
I would have her written up,
but one should give as much as one gets:
my sharp tongue would be evening this score.
What number bath is this for you today?
The fifth.
For just a moment, I felt sorry for her.
Is bathing so many times a day
with strange men considered clean or dirty?
I can't decide.
No people in this world outside
of prostitutes and
Doraemon's friend Shizuka would bathe so much.
Do you have any plans?
Maybe save enough to start a business?
I still don't know, yet.
Oh, I know. You want to gain more experience
by working here first, then get
an escort job at the karaoke next door
where you can learn some more.
I actually used to work at that karaoke.
I was forced to drink every single day,
and propositioned every single night.
I never had a decent night's rest
until finally I met one customer
who treated me well and would always request me,
so I decided to get serious with him,
but he soon found a new girl
and dumped me...
lam such a useless nobody...
Please don't cry. Save your tears
for times of joy.
I came here
for a good time,
so how did it turn into a crying session?
Time is ticking away and
she's not doing anything.
Fuck! Could she be an Arsenal fan,
trying the corner kick tactic
to burn the clock?!
But then it turns out I've got her all wrong...
Thank you, I'm done crying.
Let's continue.
Who came up with this
Fire and Ice technique?
I have my suspicions,
but in any case, it's so natural
that it must have to do with yin and yang.
I firmly believe that this and bareback blowjobs
are the greatest Chinese inventions
since rice and noodles.
Let's go back to the bed, okay?
I'll get things ready.
Frankly, if you said go to hell, I'd start digging.
What are you doing?
Doing the "Flying Trapeze" for you.
"Flying Trapeze"?
It's an upside-down blowjob.
That's quite all right. Why don't you come back down.
But you ticked it,
so if I don't do it, they'll penalize me.
Don't worry. I'm the one asking you not to.
Don't do anything else.
You don't want anything?
Really? Nothing at all?
Can you make me feel good?
Yes.
Let me try being on top.
I've never met a girl who asked to swap positions.
To me, it's as rare as
a girl who's never late.
Do you know where my hometown is?
That's not the point.
Then what's your point?
The point is, everyone there
learns horseback from an early age.
Can I go faster?
It feels so good. Can you go longer?
Celia is, without a doubt, an experienced jockette,
Who knows how many times she's walked the winner's circles?
I bed she's ridden more men than
Douglas Whyte rides horses!
Her desire is so flattering.
I have never met an employee
so willing to work OT.
And I will help her the whole way.
Sex is funny:
the less you concentrate,
the better you can last.
So I decided to look around and
distract myself
with other things.
I work hard to pay for your studies in England.
How can you even face me?
What's wrong?
Am I going too hard? Does it hurt?
Err... No...
No problem. I can blow him back up.
Let me get a wet tissue...
Wet tissue?!
You know how many germsare out there these days.
Once disinfected, it is such a relief!
We are a democracy, let's vote on whether
Frankie should solicit hookers or not.
I said not to treat me like a hooker,
but you didn't have to go find a real one!
I don't want anything to do with a john! I hate you!
That's not right. Men are born willing to pay for it.
It's like eating out of hunger.
Isn't there enough food at home?
You bastard! Acting so righteous and
preaching about not surfing the web for hookers.
You're no different than "The Hypocritic"!
Please stop calling me by my screen name.
Son, I am the one who set a bad example!
I am a liar and the true hypocrite!
But that doesn't mean I have no integrity.
Like father, like son
I always had my doubts. As if you're
really such a selfless volunteer.
Do you and Auntie usually disinfect?
Stand straight! Stop whoring!
Go back and write 1000 times
"I'm not allowed to get hookers again"!
Hand it in tomorrow!
A complaint was filed against your whoring.
Did you throw this condom out the window?
Officer, private matters should not be discussed in public
I'm only up here because a complaint was filed.
You'd best double-check.
Honey, I'm wearing a T-back today!
Please check more carefully, officer!
I told you not to overthink everything.
Why do you worry so much?
You won't be able to forget the past.
Shut up!
I... I didn't mean you...
I don't smoke, it's unhealthy
You should quit.
It's time for me to leave.
I'll see you out.
You are a good person.
That was satisfying and felt really good.
Then will we meet again?
Sure.
But you'll forget about me very soon.
Why don't I give you my QQ number.
Okay.
Goodbye.
I think you really are special.
I won't forget you.
You are beautiful.
I won't forget you.
Just order any damned thing already.
Okay, we're all here.
Everyone take out 2O bucks.
Why should I give 2O bucks?
Whatever, just do it.
Okay, gentlemen
We all had a good time last night.
Now it's time
to report your goal scores!
My friend Nick here
will explain.
Everyone write down the number of times
you came on a piece of paper.
You don't have to write your name
unless you really want to.
Then we each get one guess at the total.
Guess right and you take the pot.
Multiple winners will split it, okay?
Okay.
Your friends are ridiculous.
Whatever, just put it down!
Okay. From left to right, each person guess a number.
Okay, let's see...
Wow, 1!
This guy is a wimp!
You kidding me? What a waste!
She said it was her first day
and had no experience, so I...
Fuck! They all say that!
What a sucker.
Wow, O!
Just when you think it can't get worse.
That's gotta be a joke.
Right. Whoever has the balls to confess gets his money back.
And I'll put in another 500 of my own. Anyone?
No one want to own up? Fine.
Seven?!
No need to guess! It was me!
You could... seven times with that one?
What do you know?
Guys come out for what?
Definitely not to find a wife!
Which means you have to pick one
who knows the meaning of service.
The ugly ones are always overlooked,
so you're doing them a favour by picking them
and they will repay you with double the effort.
I'm thirsty.
Here.
I can take the pressure, harder.
Okay. Is that good?
Not bad. Cigarette.
Here.
Hot ones don't worry about having customers.
If you don't take them, someone else will.
What do they care?
Truly, a master among men.
- That means your Juliet... - Yes.
Can we start?
Take off your clothes, then come in.
Why are you only scrubbing this side?
...so this is "Bikini Style"?
What the fuck do you want?!
You can was the other parts, too.
Sure...
It kinda hurts, can you... be gentler?
Your dick is so fucking tiny,
if I don't go hard, it'll slip out of my hand!
Dry yourself and wait outside.
If that's it, I'm off to the factory.
Call if you want to do it again.
Dickhead!
We all headed back, then?
I've decided to stay another night.
I'm your girlfriend.
Of course I'll be the first to support you!
I'll always be your number one fan!
I'm sorry.
I love you.
Why do you seem so different today?
In what way? I'm the same.
I want to ask you a questions,
but don't get mad.
So ask.
Have you ever had a prostitute?
Sir, are you feeling unwell?
Do you need any help?
I'm okay, thanks.
Just a little sentimental.
(I'm finally not a nobody XD)
It's said that desire is like a boundless forest.
Once you're inside, it's hard to come back out.
Does this journey lead to a paradise of pleasures,
or an underworld of sin?
"ORIGINAL BY XIAN XI MURAKAMI HARUKI"
"Screenplay, Directed by and Starring MARK WU"
Hey dad, you can go now.
You stay right here, don't move. I'm going to go buy something.
I watch him in his black-framed glasses
and his grey jacket,
hobbling to the railway tracks,
easing himself down without too much trouble.
But when he crosses the tracks and
has to climb up the opposite platform, it isn't so easy.
With two hands reaching up, two feet trying to follow,
his body lists to the left,
bringing his struggling face into view.
I then see his silhouette and
it brings me to tears.
I wipe them away,
fearing that he will see, that others will see.
When I turned to look again, he was
already coming back with a bag of oranges.
But dad... I don't eat oranges...
Oh, these aren't for you.
The condoms up there break easily.
But I was just going to the manga expo.
James recommends number 88, says she's awesome.
Already had her.
The train's here. I'm off.
At that moment, I finally understand
the meaning of the lesson on "Silhouette"
And my dad and I
have never been closer.